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Check Em


1 month ago

It means he needs to send a nude video!

BrandBox


1 month ago

Nice!

Check Em


1 month ago

BrandBox's first shout is trips!

Check Em


1 month ago

hover over delete, "shout=(number)"

Adolf Hitler


1 month ago

For instance the two shouts below are shouts 6681 and 6682.

Adolf Hitler


1 month ago

You would have to inspect element on a shout to get its id.

Adolf Hitler


1 month ago

You can roll in the shouts, there's such a thing as a shout id.

Gabenlover69


4 months ago

In the beginning GabeN created Steam and Valve. 2 Now Steam was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of GabeN was hovering over the waters. 3 And GabeN said, “Let there be gaming,” and there was gaming. 4 GabeN saw that some used Shrine to GabeN and others used potato, and he separated Shrine to GabeN gaming from the potato gaming. 5 GabeN called the Shrine to GabeN gaming “Glorious,” and the potato gaming he called “Peasantry.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. 6 And GabeN said, “Let there be a vault to separate Shrine to GabeN from potato.” 7 So GabeN made the vault and separated the potato peasantry under the vault from the Shrine to GabeN gaming above it. And it was so. 8 GabeN called the vault “1080 graphics with 120 fps.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day. By the third day GabeN had finished the work he had been doing; so on the third day he rested from all his work. 3 Then GabeN blessed the third number and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done. 4 This is the account of steam and console gaming when they were created,when the LORD GabeN made console gaming and steam. 5 Now no games had yet appeared on steam and console gaming had not yet sprung up, for the LORD GabeN had not sent his love on steam and there was no one to develop games, 6 but games came up from Valve and made the developers come forth. 7 Then the LORD GabeN formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the game of half-life, and the man became player one. 8 Now the LORD GabeN had made a library on steam; and there he put the man he had formed. 9 The LORD GabeN made all kinds of games grow out of the ground—games that were pleasing to the eye and good for their gameplay mechanics. In the middle of the garden were the tree of half-life 3 and the tree of the knowledge of console exclusives. 10 Developers made the games for consoles flow forth; from there they were separated into four companies. 11 The name of the first is the Nintendo. 13 The name of the second is Atari. 14 The name of the third is Microsoft. And the fourth is Sony. 15 The LORD GabeN took the man and put him on steam to work it and take care of it. 16 And the LORD GabeN commanded the man, “You are free to play any game in the library; 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of console exclusives, for when you eat from it you will certainly sabotage the developers.” 18 The LORD GabeN said, “It is not good for a player to be alone. I will make a multiple player game suitable for him.” 19 Now the LORD GabeN had formed out of the ground all AAA and all the indie games on steam. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each game, that was its name. 20 So the man gave names to all the AAA, the indie and all the other games. But for player one no suitable two player was found. 21 So the LORD GabeN caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took his game portal from the library. 22 Then the LORD GabeN made portal 2 and a companion to play with from his game portal, and he brought it to the man. 23 The man said, “This is now twice the players and ten times the enjoyment; it shall be called ‘co-op mode,’ for it was taken out of a single player mode.” 3 Now the serpeasant was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORDGabeN had made. He said to player two, “Did GabeN really say, ‘You must not play any game in the library’?” 2 The woman said to the serpeasant, “We may play any of the games in the library, 3 but GabeN did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will sabotage the developers chances at making good games.’” 4 “You will not certainly sabotage them,” the serpeasant said to the second player. 5 “For GabeN knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like GabeN, knowing good and evil.” 6 When player two saw that the fruit of the tree was pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, they took some and ate it. They also gave some to player one, who was with them, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were unable to play Halo and other console exclusives; so they bought an x box for themselves. 8 Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the LORD GabeN as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the LORD GabeN among the trees of the garden. 9 But the LORD GabeN called to the man, “Where are you?” 10 He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was playing on an x box; so I hid.” 11 And he said, “Who told you about the x box? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?” 12 The man said, “The player two you put here with me—they gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.” 13 Then the LORD GabeN said to the second player, “What is this you have done?” The second player said, “The serpeasant deceived me, and I ate.” 14 So the LORD GabeN said to the serpeasant, “Because you have done this, “Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will play console all the days of your life. 15 And I will put enmity between you and the pc gamer, and between your offspring and theirs; he will crush your head with far superior technology, and you will strike his heel with foolish arguments that don’t work.” 16 To the player two he said, “I will make your pains in gaming very severe; with painful labor you will give support player one. Your desire will be for player one, and he will rule over you.” 17 To player one he said, “Because you listened to your player two and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, ‘You must not eat from it,’ “Cursed is the console because of you; through painful toil you will get money for it all the days of your life. 18 It will produce terrible updates that are unnecessary and unwanted, and you will be forced to download. 19 By the sweat of your brow you will get money for games until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return.” 21 The LORD GabeN made terrible games of poor quality for player one and his player two and charged them terrible prices. 22 And the LORD GabeN said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing console exclusives. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of half-life 3 and play forever.” 23 So the LORD GabeN banished him steam to work the ground from which he had been taken. 24 After he drove the man out, he placed on steam a ban notice and terrible customer service that cares not about the player to guard the way to the tree of half-life 3. Cain and Gabel 4 Adam made love to his wife Eve, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Cain. She said, “With the help of GabeN I have brought forth a man.”2 Later she gave birth to his brother Abel. Now Abel made Shrine to GabeN games, and Cain worked potatoes. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the games of the potatoes as an offering to GabeN. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the best games made. GabeN looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. So Cain was very angry, and his face was downcast. 6 Then GabeN said to Cain, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast?7 If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.” 8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.” While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him. 9 Then GabeN said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?” “I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?” 10 GabeN said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground. 11 Now you are under a curse and driven from the emulators and Shrine to GabeN ports, which opened its mouth to receive your games and improve upon them.12 When you work the potato, it will no longer yield its games for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the potatoes.” 13 Cain said to GabeN, “My punishment is more than I can bear. 14 Today you are driving me from the Shrine to GabeN, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the potatoes, and whoever finds me will mock me for being unable to play on the most superior system.” 15 But GabeN said to him, “Not so; anyone who mocks Cain will suffer vengeance seven times over.” Then GabeN disabled the messages on Cain’s account so that no one who found him would be able to send taunting messages through the chat system. 16 So Cain went out from GabeN’s presence and lived in the land of Sony. 17 Cain made love to his wife, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch. Cain was then building a city, and he named it after his son Enoch. 18 To Enoch was born Irad, and Irad was the father of Mehujael, and Mehujael was the father of Methushael, and Methushael was the father of Lamech. 19 Lamech married two women, one named Adah and the other Zillah. 20 Adah gave birth to Jabal; he was the father of those who live in offices and make the AAA. 21 His brother’s name was Jubal; he was the father of all who work in small, cramped houses to create indie games. 22 Zillah also had a son, Tubal-Cain, who forged all kinds of computers with good CPU and GPU. Tubal-Cain’s sister was Naamah. 23 Lamech said to his wives, “Adah and Zillah, listen to me; wives of Lamech, hear my words. I have killed a man for wounding me, a young man for injuring me. 24 If Cain is avenged seven times, then Lamech seventy-seven times.” 25 Adam made love to his wife again, and she gave birth to a son and named him Seth,[h] saying, “GabeN has granted me another child in place of Abel, since Cain killed him.” 26 Seth also had a son, and he named him Enosh. At that time people began to call on the name of GabeN. From Adam to Noah 5 This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When GabeN created mankind, he made them in the likeness of GabeN. 2 He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Glorious Master Race” when they were created. 3 When Adam had played 130 games, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4 After Seth was born, Adam played 800 games and had other sons and daughters. 5 Altogether, Adam played a total of 930 games, and then he died. 6 When Seth had played 105 games, he became the father of Enosh. 7 After he became the father of Enosh, Seth played 807 games and had other sons and daughters. 8 Altogether, Seth played a total of 912 games, and then he died. 9 When Enosh had played 90 games, he became the father of Kenan. 10 After he became the father of Kenan, Enosh played 815 games and had other sons and daughters. 11 Altogether, Enosh played a total of 905 games, and then he died. 12 When Kenan had played 70 games, he became the father of Mahalalel. 13 After he became the father of Mahalalel, Kenan played 840 games and had other sons and daughters. 14 Altogether, Kenan played a total of 910 games, and then he died. 15 When Mahalalel had played 65 games, he became the father of Jared. 16 After he became the father of Jared, Mahalalel played 830 games and had other sons and daughters. 17 Altogether, Mahalalel played a total of 895 games, and then he died. 18 When Jared had played 162 games, he became the father of Enoch. 19 After he became the father of Enoch, Jared played 800 games and had other sons and daughters. 20 Altogether, Jared played a total of 962 games, and then he died. 21 When Enoch had played 65 games, he became the father of Methuselah. 22 After he became the father of Methuselah, Enoch modded faithfully with GabeN 300 years and had other sons and daughters. 23 Altogether, Enoch played a total of 365 games. 24 Enoch modded faithfully with GabeN; then he was no more, because GabeN took him away. 25 When Methuselah had played 187 games, he became the father of Lamech.26 After he became the father of Lamech, Methuselah played 782 games and had other sons and daughters. 27 Altogether, Methuselah played a total of 969 games, and then he died. 28 When Lamech had playd 182 games, he had a son. 29 He named him Noah and said, “He will comfort us in the labor and painful toil of our hands caused by the potato GabeN has cursed.” 30 After Noah was born, Lamech played 595 games and had other sons and daughters. 31 Altogether, Lamech played a total of 777 games, and then he died. 32 After Noah logged 500 years of games, he became the father of Shem, Ham and Japheth. Peasantry in the World 6 When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and games were given to them, 2 the sons of Gaben saw that the games of humans were beautiful, and they played any of them they chose. 3 Then the Lord Gaben said, “My games will not contend with humans' forever, for they are varied; their numbers will not pass three.” 4 The Lord Gaben saw how great the peasantry of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the peasant heart was only peasantry all the time. 5 The Lord Gaben regretted that he had made console on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled. 6 So the Lord Gaben said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the peasants I have created—and with them the PCs, and the developers too—for I regret that I have made them.” 7 But one PC gamer found favor in the eyes of the Lord Gaben. The Gamer and the Flood 8 This is the account of the Gamer. 9 The gamer was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he played faithfully with Gaben. 10 The Gamer had three steam friends. 11 Now the gaming was corrupt in Gaben’s sight and was full of peasantry. 12 Gaben saw how corrupt the gaming had become, for all the people in gaming had become peasants in their ways. 13 So Gaben said to the Gamer, “I am going to put an end to all people, for the gaming is filled with peasantry because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the console. 14 So make yourself an rig of grand proportions; make rooms in it and cool it with water inside and out. 15 This is how you are to build it: The rig is to be three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide and thirty cubits high. 16 Make a vent for it, leaving below the vent an opening one cubit high all around. Put a cooler in the side of the rig and make lower, middle and upper decks. 17 I am going to bring Half-Life 3 on to steam to destroy all peasantry under the heavens, every peasant that has the lies of consoles in them. Everything will perish. 18 But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the rig—you and your friends and your wife and your friends’ wives with you. 19 You are to bring into the rig two of all steam games, one for you and one for your wife, to keep them alive with you. 20 Two of every kind of co-op, of every kind of single-player and of every kind of indie that moves along steam will come to you to be kept alive. 21 You are to take every kind of hardware that is to be needed and store it away to replace parts and make upgrades as needed.” 22 The gamer did everything just as Gaben commanded him. 7 The Lord Gaben then said to The gamer, “Go into the rig, you and your friends, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you one pair of every kind of single player game, one for you and one gift, 3 and also one pairs of every kind of co-op, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. 4 Seven days from now I will sales on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living peasant I have made.” 5 And The gamer did all that the Lord Gaben commanded him. 6 The gamer was six hundred years old when the sales came on the earth. 7 And The gamer and his friends and his wife and his friends’ wives entered the rig to escape the waters of the flood. 8 Pairs of games, of indie and AAA development, 9 single player and co-op, came to The gamer and entered the rig, as Gaben had commanded The gamer. 10 And after the seven days the sales came on the earth. 11 In the six hundredth year of The gamer’s life, on the seventeenth day of the second month—on that day the Half-Life of the great three burst forth, and the sales of valve were opened. 12 And prices fell on the sales forty days and forty nights. 13 On that very day The gamer and his friends, together with his wife and the wives of his three friends, entered the rig. 14 They had with them every game according to its kind. 15 Pairs of all games that exist on steam came to The gamer and entered the rig. 16 The games going in were single players and co-op, as Gaben had commanded The gamer. Then the Lord Gaben shut him in. 17 For forty days the sales kept coming on steam, and as the prices decreased they lifted the rig high above the peasants. 18 The sales rose and increased greatly on steam, and the rig floated on the glorious hardware it was built from. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the games from the entire steam library were played. 20 The sales rose and covered the world to a depth of more than fifteen cubits. 21 Every living thing that moved on console perished—peasants, games, developers, all the ports that swarm over from PC, and all that swarm to. 22 Everything on console that had a breath of peasantry in it died. 23 Every peasant thing on the face of the earth was wiped out. Only The gamer was left, and those with him in the rig. 24 The gaming continued in the rig for a hundred and fifty days 8 But Gaben remembered The gamer and all the games that were with him in the rig, and he sent a message over steam, and the sales receded. 2 Now the sales of the deep and the Half-life 3 of the heavens had been closed, and the pricess had stopped falling. 3 The sales receded steadily from steam. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the sales had gone down, 4 and on the seventeenth day of the seventh month the rig came to rest on the mountains of Ararat. 5 The sales continued to recede until the tenth month, and on the first day of the tenth month the tops of the mountains became visible. 6 After forty days The Gamer opened a window he had made in the rig 7 and sent out a forum thread, and it kept posting back and forth until the sales had dried up from steam. 8 Then he sent out a thread to see if the sales had receded from steam. 9 But the thread could find no responses because there was none; so it returned to The Gamer in the rig. He reached out his hand and took the thread and brought it back to himself in the rig. 10 He waited seven more days and again sent out the thread from the rig. 11 When the thread returned to him in the evening, there in its pages was a freshly created comment! Then The Gamer knew that the sales had receded from steam. 12 He waited seven more days and sent the thread out again, but this time it was pruned or deleted. 13 By the first day of the first month of The Gamer’s six hundred and first year, the sales had dried up from the earth. The Gamer then removed the covering from the rig and saw that the surface of the ground was peasantry free. 14 By the twenty-seventh day of the second month the earth was completely peasant free. 15 Then Gaben said to The Gamer, 16 “Come out of the rig, you and your wife and your friends and their wives. 17 Bring out every kind of game that is with you—the single players and co-op—so they can multiply on the earth and be fruitful and increase in number on it.” 18 So The Gamer came out, together with his friends and his wife and his friends’ wives.19 All the games came out of the rig, one kind after another. 20 Then The Gamer built an altar to the LORD GABEN and, taking some of the hardware, he created it out of his rig. 21 The LORD GABEN saw the pleasing altar and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of peasants, even though every inclination of the peasant heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living games, as I have done. 22 “As long as the PC endures, Creation and sales, summer and winter, Mods and early access will never cease.” Gaben’s Covenant With The Gamer 9 Then Gaben blessed The Gamer and his friends, saying to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the earth. 2 The fear and dread of backlog will fall on all the games of the PC, and on all the games in the sale, on every game that stays in the library; they are given into your hands. 3 Everything that plays will be games for you. Just as I gave you the hardware, I now give you the games. 4 “But you must not play games that has its console still in it. 5 And for your playing I will surely not demand a subscription. I will demand a subscription for every console. But not for PC, shall I demand an accounting for the lifetime of playing with another human being. 6 “Whoever plays with humans, with humans shall they be play; for in the image of Gaben has Gaben made mankind. 7 As for you, be fruitful and increase in number; multiply on the earth and increase upon it.” 8 Then Gaben said to The Gamer and to his friends with him: 9 “I now establish my t&c with you and with your descendants after you 10 and with every game that was with you—the single player, the co-op, all those that came out of the rig with you—every game on steam. 11 I establish my t&c with you: Never again will all peasantry be destroyed by the coming of half-life 3; never again will there be a half-life 3 to destroy the earth.” 12 And Gaben said, “This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come:13 I have set my number 3 as holy, and it will be the sign of the agreement between me and the peasant. 14 Whenever I bring close to making a third installement, 15 I will remember my covenant between me and you and all games of every kind. Never again will the sales become a flood to destroy all life. 16 Whenever the 3 appears in the forums, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between Gaben and all living games of every kind on the earth.” 17 So Gaben said to The Gamer, “This is the sign of the covenant I have established between me and all games on the earth.” The friends of The Gamer 18 The friends of The Gamer who came out of the rig were Shem, Ham and Japheth.(Ham was the father of Canaan.) 19 These were the three friends of The Gamer, and from them came the people who were scattered over the whole earth. 20 The Gamer, a man of the soil, proceeded to plant a vineyard. 21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and played Dota2 with some Russians inside his tent. 22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his friend naked and told his two friends outside.23 But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their friend’s naked body. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their friend naked. 24 When The Gamer awoke from his wine and found out what his youngest friend had done to him, 25 he said, “Cursed be Canaan! The lowest of slaves will he be to his friends.” 26 He also said, “Praise be to the LORD GABEN, the Gaben of Shem! May Canaan be the slave of Shem. 27 May Gaben extend Japheth’s territory; may Japheth live in the tents of Shem, and may Canaan be the slave of Japheth.” 28 After the flood The Gamer lived 350 years. 29 The Gamer lived a total of 950 years, and then he died. The Table of Nations 10 This is the account of Shem, Ham and Japheth, The Gamer’s friends, who had sons after the flood. The Japhethites 2 The sons of Japheth: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshek and Tiras. 3 The sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah. 4 The sons of Javan: Elishah, Tarshish, the Kittites and the Rodanites. 5 (From these the maritime peoples spread out into their territories by their clans within their nations, each with its own language.) The Hamites 6 The sons of Ham: Cush, Egypt, Put and Canaan. 7 The sons of Cush: Seba, Havilah, Sabtah, Raamah and Sabteka. The sons of Raamah: Sheba and Dedan. 8 Cush was the father of Nimrod, who became a mighty warrior on the earth.9 He was a mighty hunter before the LORD GABEN; that is why it is said, “Like Nimrod, a mighty hunter before the LORD GABEN.” 10 The first centers of his kingdom were Babylon, Uruk, Akkad and Kalneh, in Shinar. 11 From that land he went to Assyria, where he built Nineveh, Rehoboth Ir, Calah 12 and Resen, which is between Nineveh and Calah—which is the great city. 13 Egypt was the father of the Ludites, Anamites, Lehabites, Naphtuhites, 14 Pathrusites, Kasluhites (from whom the Philistines came) and Caphtorites. 15 Canaan was the father of Sidon his firstborn, and of the Hittites, 16 Jebusites, Amorites, Girgashites,17 Hivites, Rigites, Sinites, 18 Arvadites, Zemarites and Hamathites. Later the Canaanite clans scattered 19 and the borders of Canaan reached from Sidon toward Gerar as far as Gaza, and then toward Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah and Zeboyim, as far as Lasha. 20 These are the sons of Ham by their clans and languages, in their territories and nations. The Semites 21 Sons were also born to Shem, whose older brother was Japheth; Shem was the ancestor of all the sons of Eber. 22 The sons of Shem: Elam, Ashur, Arphaxad, Lud and Aram. 23 The sons of Aram: Uz, Hul, Gether and Meshek. 24 Arphaxad was the father of Shelah, and Shelah the father of Eber. 25 Two sons were born to Eber: One was named Peleg, because in his time the earth was divided; his brother was named Joktan. 26 Joktan was the father of Almodad, Sheleph, Hazarmaveth, Jerah, 27 Hadoram, Uzal, Diklah, 28 Obal, Abimael, Sheba, 29 Ophir, Havilah and Jobab. All these were sons of Joktan. 30 The region where they lived stretched from Mesha toward Sephar, in the eastern hill country. 31 These are the sons of Shem by their clans and languages, in their territories and nations. 32 These are the clans of The Gamer’s friends, according to their lines of descent, within their nations. From these the nations spread out over the earth after the flood. The Tower of Origin 11 Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2 As people moved eastward, they found a plain in Shinar and settled there. 3 They said to each other, “Come, let’s make games and half-bake them thoroughly.” 4 Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a company, with a platform that reaches to the heights of steam, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.” 5 But the Lord Gaben came down to see the city and the platform the people were building. 6 The Lord Gaben said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not be able to play Dota2 or CS:GO with each other.” 8 So the Lord Gaben scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city. 9 That is why it was called Origin—because there the Lord Gaben confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord Gaben scattered them over the face of the whole earth

Akefu Brewer


6 months ago

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GarryDaMemer


6 months ago

you can deepthroat my entire cock, ass and balls

Check Em


6 months ago

If only.

BrandBox


6 months ago

If only you could roll in the shouts…