Geteso? More like "get anally raped" - geteso.org https://geteso.org/762/geteso-more-like-get-anally-raped/ Wed, 28 Apr 2021 00:30:29 +0000 eso Adolf Hitler https://geteso.org/post/16782/ <blockquote><p><cite>BrandBox - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16735/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>Good users don&#39;t ask questions. Why do you think my account isn&#39;t dead yet? Be like me. Don&#39;t ask questions. Follow the system no matter how much you oppose to it.</p></blockquote><p>Very true, very true.</p> Wed, 28 Apr 2021 00:30:29 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16782/ BrandBox https://geteso.org/post/16735/ <blockquote><p><cite>IcedLava - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16342/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>Like 75% of the accounts in this thread are suspended lmao</p></blockquote><p>Good users don&#39;t ask questions. Why do you think my account isn&#39;t dead yet? Be like me. Don&#39;t ask questions. Follow the system no matter how much you oppose to it.</p> Tue, 27 Apr 2021 20:40:55 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16735/ King Terry Davis https://geteso.org/post/16526/ <blockquote><p><cite>retarb6 - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16468/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>Too long, didnt read, dont care.</p></blockquote><p>you worked for the CIA? fuck you</p> Tue, 27 Apr 2021 16:59:33 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16526/ Adolf Hitler https://geteso.org/post/16523/ <blockquote><p><cite>retarb6 - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16468/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>Too long, didnt read, dont care.</p></blockquote><p>Get a longer attention span.</p> Tue, 27 Apr 2021 16:58:54 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16523/ retarb6 https://geteso.org/post/16468/ <blockquote><p><cite>pantsingarbage - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/5705/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>So here I was, balls deep in a hookers asshole. At the time, I worked at the TSA, which i&#39;ve now been fired from (dunno why). So I was supposed to be searching for drugs and contraband, but i was really just enjoying digging into this glorious asshole. As a bonus, I found some cocaine, so I confonscated that shit and hopped my ass down to the bathroom. So here I am, snorting cocaine, while shitting with full glory. Well, that was&#39;nt a stall or a toilet, so I was actually shitting in a urinal. So thats how I ended up buck ass naked in the airport bathroom. But it didn&#39;t end there. I was spotted, and knew that i hade 10 sexs before the security ran over my ass, so i grabbed my clothes. Well they werent my clothes, and thats how i ended up with five people on my ass, chasing me. Four security, one angry faggot. So then, i board a flight to austrailia. When i was on the plane, I still had some coke on me, so i whought i wwould snort that shit. So here I am on this old guys lap, shitting and snorting coke. Ya see, at the time I was thought that I was in a bathroom. So I end up at the cockpit, shitting blood on the (female) captains face. Why blood? Well to know that you need to know this: <br/>I had gotten hungry, after sexually assaulting some hookers at a strip club. Why? Well i went to this strip club to see if chinese spritpers titties were slanted, but they all had fake tits! So i fuck them and get kicked out. So i head to Mickey Dees and stuff my fat fucking face with a burger. This burger, was not a good burger. This burger tasted like a donkeys shit and puke fused with a dead hooker&#39;s ashes. So later, my spchinker begins hurting. So I go to the doctor, who tells me some fucking dog shit that will cost me thousands of dollars. I am now pissed. So I decide to fuck this (female) doctor. Well she takes her clothes off and BOOM! theres a big ol meaty cock starin me in the eye! Fuck! So i run, being eyed by this crusty long penis.<br/>So thats why my shit was blood.</p></blockquote><p>Too long, didnt read, dont care.</p> Tue, 27 Apr 2021 13:22:32 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16468/ Adolf Hitler https://geteso.org/post/16425/ <blockquote><p><cite>garbageinpants - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16422/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>Shrekkxxsrs</p></blockquote><p>Are you making fun of the story?</p> Tue, 27 Apr 2021 01:49:31 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16425/ garbageinpants https://geteso.org/post/16422/ <blockquote><p><cite>Adolf Hitler - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16340/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>So since this thread is about stories I&#39;ll post some pasta, an entertaining story.<br/>I was only 9 years old<br/>&gt;I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies<br/>&gt;I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I&#39;ve been given<br/>&gt;&quot;Shrek is love&quot; I say; &quot;Shrek is life&quot;<br/>&gt;My dad hears me and calls me a faggot<br/>&gt;I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek<br/>&gt;I called him a cunt<br/>&gt;He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep<br/>&gt;I&#39;m crying now, and my face hurts<br/>&gt;I lay in bed and it&#39;s really cold<br/>&gt;Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me<br/>&gt;It&#39;s Shrek<br/>&gt;I am so happy<br/>&gt;He whispers into my ear &quot;This is my swamp.&quot;<br/>&gt;He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees<br/>&gt;I&#39;m ready<br/>&gt;I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek<br/>&gt;He penetrates my butt-hole<br/>&gt;It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek<br/>&gt;I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water<br/>&gt;I push against his force<br/>&gt;I want to please Shrek<br/>&gt;He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love<br/>&gt;My dad walks in<br/>&gt;Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says &quot;It&#39;s all ogre now.&quot;<br/>&gt;Shrek leaves through my window<br/>&gt;Shrek is love. Shrek is life.</p></blockquote><p>Shrekkxxsrs</p> Tue, 27 Apr 2021 01:47:26 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16422/ Adolf Hitler https://geteso.org/post/16351/ <blockquote><p><cite>Longo - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16348/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>It&#39;s not a &quot;glitch in the software,&quot; but no, it has nothing to do with raids.</p></blockquote><p>It&#39;s an unintentional behavior, a glitch.</p> Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:30:53 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16351/ IcedLava https://geteso.org/post/16349/ <blockquote><p><cite>Longo - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16348/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>It&#39;s not a &quot;glitch in the software,&quot; but no, it has nothing to do with raids.</p></blockquote><p>Interesting</p> Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:28:39 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16349/ Longo https://geteso.org/post/16348/ <blockquote><p><cite>IcedLava - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16345/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>I&#39;ve also noticed that everyone&#39;s profile is a number less than a thousand and they are pretty much in order starting from 1, the admin&#39;s account. But there&#39;s some sections where a dozen accounts don&#39;t exist. Was this place raided commonly or something</p></blockquote><blockquote><p><cite>Adolf Hitler - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16346/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>Nah. Just a glitch in the software where there&#39;s random gaps.</p></blockquote><p>It&#39;s not a &quot;glitch in the software,&quot; but no, it has nothing to do with raids.</p> Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:27:42 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16348/ Adolf Hitler https://geteso.org/post/16346/ <blockquote><p><cite>IcedLava - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16345/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>I&#39;ve also noticed that everyone&#39;s profile is a number less than a thousand and they are pretty much in order starting from 1, the admin&#39;s account. But there&#39;s some sections where a dozen accounts don&#39;t exist. Was this place raided commonly or something</p></blockquote><p>Nah. Just a glitch in the software where there&#39;s random gaps.</p> Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:26:56 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16346/ IcedLava https://geteso.org/post/16345/ <blockquote><p><cite>Adolf Hitler - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16343/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>Don&#39;t. Ask. Questions.</p></blockquote><p>I&#39;ve also noticed that everyone&#39;s profile is a number less than a thousand and they are pretty much in order starting from 1, the admin&#39;s account. But there&#39;s some sections where a dozen accounts don&#39;t exist. Was this place raided commonly or something</p> Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:25:16 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16345/ Adolf Hitler https://geteso.org/post/16343/ <blockquote><p><cite>IcedLava - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/16342/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>Like 75% of the accounts in this thread are suspended lmao</p></blockquote><p>Don&#39;t. Ask. Questions.</p> Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:24:03 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16343/ IcedLava https://geteso.org/post/16342/ <p>Like 75% of the accounts in this thread are suspended lmao</p> Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:22:27 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16342/ Adolf Hitler https://geteso.org/post/16340/ <p>So since this thread is about stories I&#39;ll post some pasta, an entertaining story.<br/>I was only 9 years old<br/>&gt;I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies<br/>&gt;I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I&#39;ve been given<br/>&gt;&quot;Shrek is love&quot; I say; &quot;Shrek is life&quot;<br/>&gt;My dad hears me and calls me a faggot<br/>&gt;I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek<br/>&gt;I called him a cunt<br/>&gt;He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep<br/>&gt;I&#39;m crying now, and my face hurts<br/>&gt;I lay in bed and it&#39;s really cold<br/>&gt;Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me<br/>&gt;It&#39;s Shrek<br/>&gt;I am so happy<br/>&gt;He whispers into my ear &quot;This is my swamp.&quot;<br/>&gt;He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees<br/>&gt;I&#39;m ready<br/>&gt;I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek<br/>&gt;He penetrates my butt-hole<br/>&gt;It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek<br/>&gt;I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water<br/>&gt;I push against his force<br/>&gt;I want to please Shrek<br/>&gt;He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love<br/>&gt;My dad walks in<br/>&gt;Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says &quot;It&#39;s all ogre now.&quot;<br/>&gt;Shrek leaves through my window<br/>&gt;Shrek is love. Shrek is life.</p> Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:10:37 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/16340/ garbageinpants https://geteso.org/post/12002/ <blockquote><p><cite>pantsingarbage - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/5705/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>So here I was, balls deep in a hookers asshole. At the time, I worked at the TSA, which i&#39;ve now been fired from (dunno why). So I was supposed to be searching for drugs and contraband, but i was really just enjoying digging into this glorious asshole. As a bonus, I found some cocaine, so I confonscated that shit and hopped my ass down to the bathroom. So here I am, snorting cocaine, while shitting with full glory. Well, that was&#39;nt a stall or a toilet, so I was actually shitting in a urinal. So thats how I ended up buck ass naked in the airport bathroom. But it didn&#39;t end there. I was spotted, and knew that i hade 10 sexs before the security ran over my ass, so i grabbed my clothes. Well they werent my clothes, and thats how i ended up with five people on my ass, chasing me. Four security, one angry faggot. So then, i board a flight to austrailia. When i was on the plane, I still had some coke on me, so i whought i wwould snort that shit. So here I am on this old guys lap, shitting and snorting coke. Ya see, at the time I was thought that I was in a bathroom. So I end up at the cockpit, shitting blood on the (female) captains face. Why blood? Well to know that you need to know this: <br/>I had gotten hungry, after sexually assaulting some hookers at a strip club. Why? Well i went to this strip club to see if chinese spritpers titties were slanted, but they all had fake tits! So i fuck them and get kicked out. So i head to Mickey Dees and stuff my fat fucking face with a burger. This burger, was not a good burger. This burger tasted like a donkeys shit and puke fused with a dead hooker&#39;s ashes. So later, my spchinker begins hurting. So I go to the doctor, who tells me some fucking dog shit that will cost me thousands of dollars. I am now pissed. So I decide to fuck this (female) doctor. Well she takes her clothes off and BOOM! theres a big ol meaty cock starin me in the eye! Fuck! So i run, being eyed by this crusty long penis.<br/>So thats why my shit was blood.</p></blockquote><p>Why are all these fags taking my original cool post off topic? Gtfo pornfags</p> Mon, 19 Apr 2021 18:44:04 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/12002/ Ryan Brewer https://geteso.org/post/11055/ <p>I don&#39;t understand why people in this thread are obsessed with STDs and hookers. Who wants diseased pussy? Not me. I&#39;d quite frankly rather not have sex at all than fuck some diseased hooker. These stories also seem like they&#39;re made up too.</p> Sat, 17 Apr 2021 02:06:38 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/11055/ Adolf Hitler https://geteso.org/post/10978/ <blockquote><p><cite>BrandBox - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/10977/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>A forum where you can say nigger faggot and you can qoute replies 2 months old.</p></blockquote><p>In other words, a good forum.</p> Wed, 14 Apr 2021 02:59:56 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/10978/ BrandBox https://geteso.org/post/10977/ <blockquote><p><cite>pantsingarbage - <a href='https://geteso.org/post/5714/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>like what kind forum is this?</p></blockquote><p>A forum where you can say nigger faggot and you can qoute replies 2 months old.</p> Wed, 14 Apr 2021 02:59:18 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/10977/ null https://geteso.org/post/9681/ <p>I&#39;ve made the 100th post here, easy.</p> Tue, 02 Mar 2021 16:53:34 +0000 https://geteso.org/post/9681/