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So here I was, balls deep in a hookers asshole. At the time, I worked at the TSA, which i've now been fired from (dunno why). So I was supposed to be searching for drugs and contraband, but i was really just enjoying digging into this glorious asshole. As a bonus, I found some cocaine, so I confonscated that shit and hopped my ass down to the bathroom. So here I am, snorting cocaine, while shitting with full glory. Well, that was'nt a stall or a toilet, so I was actually shitting in a urinal. So thats how I ended up buck ass naked in the airport bathroom. But it didn't end there. I was spotted, and knew that i hade 10 sexs before the security ran over my ass, so i grabbed my clothes. Well they werent my clothes, and thats how i ended up with five people on my ass, chasing me. Four security, one angry faggot. So then, i board a flight to austrailia. When i was on the plane, I still had some coke on me, so i whought i wwould snort that shit. So here I am on this old guys lap, shitting and snorting coke. Ya see, at the time I was thought that I was in a bathroom. So I end up at the cockpit, shitting blood on the (female) captains face. Why blood? Well to know that you need to know this:
I had gotten hungry, after sexually assaulting some hookers at a strip club. Why? Well i went to this strip club to see if chinese spritpers titties were slanted, but they all had fake tits! So i fuck them and get kicked out. So i head to Mickey Dees and stuff my fat fucking face with a burger. This burger, was not a good burger. This burger tasted like a donkeys shit and puke fused with a dead hooker's ashes. So later, my spchinker begins hurting. So I go to the doctor, who tells me some fucking dog shit that will cost me thousands of dollars. I am now pissed. So I decide to fuck this (female) doctor. Well she takes her clothes off and BOOM! theres a big ol meaty cock starin me in the eye! Fuck! So i run, being eyed by this crusty long penis.
So thats why my shit was blood.

rong caht oop

Had something gromply where the Kazakh brides would rub their sweaty balls all over my handkerchief and then play scatball, the shit-infested snowball, with the grompboys out by Gitmo. It was niggerlicious so I bailed.

Y'all need Jesus.

Jesus Christ - go to this post

You called?

So i ended up banging five stripers and capping a jew

Ryan Brewer - go to this post

I can support the part about capping a jew, in minecraft.

Don't feed the troll, faggot.

Shitposters Inc - go to this post

Don't feed the troll, faggot.

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steam - go to this post

Looks like you all need a helping of ANDY'S LOGS.

Don't let the door hit your shitty ass on the way out of geteso.

Adolf Hitler - go to this post

My only comment is a worn out jackboot. There can be no other comment.

Very based. Heil Hitler!