Geteso? More like "get anally raped"

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So here I was, balls deep in a hookers asshole. At the time, I worked at the TSA, which i've now been fired from (dunno why). So I was supposed to be searching for drugs and contraband, but i was really just enjoying digging into this glorious asshole. As a bonus, I found some cocaine, so I confonscated that shit and hopped my ass down to the bathroom. So here I am, snorting cocaine, while shitting with full glory. Well, that was'nt a stall or a toilet, so I was actually shitting in a urinal. So thats how I ended up buck ass naked in the airport bathroom. But it didn't end there. I was spotted, and knew that i hade 10 sexs before the security ran over my ass, so i grabbed my clothes. Well they werent my clothes, and thats how i ended up with five people on my ass, chasing me. Four security, one angry faggot. So then, i board a flight to austrailia. When i was on the plane, I still had some coke on me, so i whought i wwould snort that shit. So here I am on this old guys lap, shitting and snorting coke. Ya see, at the time I was thought that I was in a bathroom. So I end up at the cockpit, shitting blood on the (female) captains face. Why blood? Well to know that you need to know this:
I had gotten hungry, after sexually assaulting some hookers at a strip club. Why? Well i went to this strip club to see if chinese spritpers titties were slanted, but they all had fake tits! So i fuck them and get kicked out. So i head to Mickey Dees and stuff my fat fucking face with a burger. This burger, was not a good burger. This burger tasted like a donkeys shit and puke fused with a dead hooker's ashes. So later, my spchinker begins hurting. So I go to the doctor, who tells me some fucking dog shit that will cost me thousands of dollars. I am now pissed. So I decide to fuck this (female) doctor. Well she takes her clothes off and BOOM! theres a big ol meaty cock starin me in the eye! Fuck! So i run, being eyed by this crusty long penis.
So thats why my shit was blood.

pantsingarbage

2 months ago (edited by pantsingarbage 2 months ago)

rong caht oop


What the fuck?!?


Had something gromply where the Kazakh brides would rub their sweaty balls all over my handkerchief and then play scatball, the shit-infested snowball, with the grompboys out by Gitmo. It was niggerlicious so I bailed.


Terry A. Davis - go to this post

Had something gromply where the Kazakh brides would rub their sweaty balls all over my handkerchief and then play scatball, the shit-infested snowball, with the grompboys out by Gitmo. It was niggerlicious so I bailed.

the fuck you sayin?

like what kind forum is this?


Y'all need Jesus.


Ryan Brewer - go to this post

Y'all need Jesus.

You called?


Jesus Christ - go to this post

You called?

So i ended up banging five stripers and capping a jew


pantsingarbage - go to this post

So i ended up banging five stripers and capping a jew

I can support the part about capping a jew, in minecraft.


Ryan Brewer - go to this post

I can support the part about capping a jew, in minecraft.

Don't feed the troll, faggot.


admin

2 months ago Administrator

full-time consideration of another endeavor might be in order


Sneed

2 months ago Suspended

Shitposters Inc - go to this post

Don't feed the troll, faggot.

/thread


steam

2 months ago (edited by steam 2 months ago) Suspended

Shitposters Inc - go to this post

Don't feed the troll, faggot.

admin - go to this post

full-time consideration of another endeavor might be in order

Sneed - go to this post

/thread

Looks like you all need a helping of ANDY'S LOGS.


steam - go to this post

Looks like you all need a helping of ANDY'S LOGS.

Don't let the door hit your shitty ass on the way out of geteso.


pantsingarbage

2 months ago (edited by current_ 1 month ago)

steam - go to this post

Looks like you all need a helping of ANDY'S LOGS.

what in the actual fuck is this shit????


CEO of Racism

2 months ago (deleted by CEO of Racism)

Adolf Hitler

2 months ago (edited by current_ 1 month ago) Moderator

steam - go to this post

Looks like you all need a helping of ANDY'S LOGS.

My only comment is a worn out jackboot. There can be no other comment.


Adolf Hitler - go to this post

My only comment is a worn out jackboot. There can be no other comment.

Very based. Heil Hitler!


pantsingarbage

2 months ago (deleted by current_)

Hey! You need to log in or create an account to do anything on this forum.