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Thank you for the compliment, Mr. Kush, however I did shave my face, I did indeed shave other areas.

Original; I KNOW WHO ADOLF NIGGLER IS!

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THE BOTTOM KING OF THE CORNER HAS A BIG DEAL. BOTTOM HILL IS STEEP AND HE IS NOT A JERK BUT HAS A VERY BIG OPPOSITION. I BETTER USE SOME TIC TACS IN CASE I START KISSING HER. YOU KNOW I AM AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO BEAUTIFUL I JUST START KISSING THEM. IT'S LIKE A MAGNET. JUST KISS. I DON'T EVEN WAIT. AND WHEN YOU'RE A STAR, THEY LET YOU DO IT. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. GRAB 'EM BY THE P***Y.

AMERICA IS _ BECAUSE AMERICA IS __!

MEIN KAMPF? KRAMPF? I DO NOT KNOW.

TWENTY YEARS AGO, I WENT TO A HIGH SCHOOL HOUSE PARTY. I TOOK A DRINK FROM THIS STRANGER. I COULD NOT RECOGNIZE HIM BECAUSE IT WAS A COSTUME PARTY. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS DUMB, I DID NOT KNOW BETTER. IT TASTED FUNNY. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FRUIT PUNCH BUT IT TASTED WATERED DOWN, AND LIKE PENNIES. SO, THEN I START TO PANIC, AND AS I HYPERVENTILATE, EVERYTHING GETS FUZZY AND I PASS OUT. I WAKE UP IN A DUNGEON OF SORTS. I SCREAM FOR HELP. HOURS I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER. THEN I HEAR SOMEONE. IT'S A SOFT BUT SCRAPPY VOICE. "SCREAM ALL YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL FIND YOU." I ASK HIM, "WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" HE EMERGES FROM THE SHADOWS. "MY NAME IS NEIL GUARD. AND I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH PHYSICS." HE SHOVED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP MY VAGINA. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO SPRAY THE EXTINGUISHER UNTIL IT WAS EMPTY. MY BELLY WAS HUGE. "YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT ANTI-FIRE CUM!" SAID NEIL GUARD. "HEEEEEELLLLP!" "NOBODY IS GOING TO SAVE YOU" SAID GUEARD.

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