why havent monkeys become people yet

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evolution is real, of course. And monkeys are basically small, hairy, highly autistic people. So why haven't more human-like primates just become people at this point? Not doubting darwinism for all you combative atheists out there, just wondering.


Mungsley - go to this post

evolution is real, of course. And monkeys are basically small, hairy, highly autistic people. So why haven't more human-like primates just become people at this point? Not doubting darwinism for all you combative atheists out there, just wondering.

Oh, they are becoming people. They have entered the stone age and are beginning to evolve. This will be expediated by exposure to humans and human technology.


Adolf Hitler - go to this post

Oh, they are becoming people. They have entered the stone age and are beginning to evolve. This will be expediated by exposure to humans and human technology.

can i become friends with a monkey in the future


Mungsley - go to this post

can i become friends with a monkey in the future

Certainly.


Adolf Hitler - go to this post

Certainly.

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I'm no evolution expert, but from what I gather, their argument is that all simians including humans come from a common ancestor, but we're all evolving in separate paths. I don't believe this, I'm not an animal nor derived from one, I'm a human and have dignity. It's okay for you to be sceptical, a lot of things we're indoctrinated with since childhood are bullshit. Nobody knows what happened 6 gorillion years ago and if they tell you otherwise they're lying.


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KosherBosher - go to this post

I'm no evolution expert, but from what I gather, their argument is that all simians including humans come from a common ancestor, but we're all evolving in separate paths. I don't believe this, I'm not an animal nor derived from one, I'm a human and have dignity. It's okay for you to be sceptical, a lot of things we're indoctrinated with since childhood are bullshit. Nobody knows what happened 6 gorillion years ago and if they tell you otherwise they're lying.

You're right that they don't know shit but creationism is just stupid lol. There is actually asstons of evidence that humans evolved from apes. They have remains of hominins and all sorts of shit to back it up. This isn't like 6 gorillion Jews that has absolutely no evidence.


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You're right that they don't know shit but creationism is just stupid lol. There is actually asstons of evidence that humans evolved from apes. They have remains of hominins and all sorts of shit to back it up. This isn't like 6 gorillion Jews that has absolutely no evidence.

I'd have to look into the evidence and critically assess it, after all it's only a theory. For all I know, you could find a skull and some pieces of bone and claim whatever you wanted, or invent an animal that never existed.


KosherBosher - go to this post

I'd have to look into the evidence and critically assess it, after all it's only a theory. For all I know, you could find a skull and some pieces of bone and claim whatever you wanted, or invent an animal that never existed.

i saw somewhere on the internet that in the future people will think we evolved from chickens because of all the chicken bones we litter, while i do believe in the evolution theory it is true that it can't be confirmed until we develop some kind of time machine.


Bingus Bingus

10 hours ago (deleted by Longo)

KosherBosher - go to this post

I'd have to look into the evidence and critically assess it, after all it's only a theory. For all I know, you could find a skull and some pieces of bone and claim whatever you wanted, or invent an animal that never existed.

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i saw somewhere on the internet that in the future people will think we evolved from chickens because of all the chicken bones we litter, while i do believe in the evolution theory it is true that it can't be confirmed until we develop some kind of time machine.

You're right, evolution isn't a fact it's a theory. It has quite a bit of actual evidence behind it but a theory is a theory. Maybe it will be absolutely proven someday, maybe not. What if time travel was invented, but really the time machine is just a matrix type simulation to make you believe you're traveling in time. That was whoever controls the time machine gets to dictate what the "facts" are and what "really happened" in the past. Nightmarish dystopia. Can any "time machine" truly be trusted?


Balthazar

4 hours ago (edited by Balthazar 4 hours ago)

Adolf Hitler - go to this post

Can any "time machine" truly be trusted?

Only one: Neil-seph’s.


Balthazar - go to this post

Only one: Neil-seph’s.

Ah, yes. How do you know about that?


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Ah, yes. How do you know about that?

I took the time to read all the stories after going through the wiki.


Balthazar - go to this post

I took the time to read all the stories after going through the wiki.

They're all true stories.


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