The life of Akefu Brewer

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>be me, 34 years old
>wake up bright and early this morning at 3PM
>120GBP in the bank for being extra good all week
>TonightWeDineOnTendies.webm
>Call mummy into room with my bullhorn (only 200GBP, what a steal!)
>Mummy, I want the tendies
>"Sorry anon, mummy is having a daddy friend over tonight, we can have tendies tomorrow ok?"
>RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Attempt to attack her, but in my famished state I am unable to pull myself out of my adult-size steel reinforced crib
>She will pay dearly for this, but I must strike at the most opportune moment

Later that evening…

>Anon, time for dinner! Come say hi to new daddy!
>Come out of my room in my best diaper
>mummy is shocked to see me
>A-anon, I th-though we talked about this…
>PEE
>Please anon, not in front of new daddy!
>PEE
>mummy is begging me at this point to not
>POO
>PLEASE ANON! 200 GBP TO NOT DO IT!
>POO
>wet and soil myself right in front of new daddy
>mummy is crying
>take off diaper and slam it down in the middle of the carefully prepared spaghetti dinner mummy made, my poo poo flies in all directions
>whisper in mummy's ear as she is not clearly defeated
>'I want my tendies with honey mustard mummy'

Best tendies I had all week, plus new daddy hasnt been seen since :)


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>be me, 34 years old
>wake up bright and early this morning at 3PM
>120GBP in the bank for being extra good all week
>TonightWeDineOnTendies.webm
>Call mummy into room with my bullhorn (only 200GBP, what a steal!)
>Mummy, I want the tendies
>"Sorry anon, mummy is having a daddy friend over tonight, we can have tendies tomorrow ok?"
>RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Attempt to attack her, but in my famished state I am unable to pull myself out of my adult-size steel reinforced crib
>She will pay dearly for this, but I must strike at the most opportune moment

Later that evening…

>Anon, time for dinner! Come say hi to new daddy!
>Come out of my room in my best diaper
>mummy is shocked to see me
>A-anon, I th-though we talked about this…
>PEE
>Please anon, not in front of new daddy!
>PEE
>mummy is begging me at this point to not
>POO
>PLEASE ANON! 200 GBP TO NOT DO IT!
>POO
>wet and soil myself right in front of new daddy
>mummy is crying
>take off diaper and slam it down in the middle of the carefully prepared spaghetti dinner mummy made, my poo poo flies in all directions
>whisper in mummy's ear as she is not clearly defeated
>'I want my tendies with honey mustard mummy'

Best tendies I had all week, plus new daddy hasnt been seen since :)

Nice copypasta bro.


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